Things are starting to happen

Today was my 34 week appointment with the Dr, and my first "check" due to my contractioness uterus.  I know that's not a word, but hey, it's what it is.  So, let the fun begin!  We are in the final countdown since the actual date that he will be born, is before what the little chart shows above. 

I was informed that once it's time, it should be fast based on his findings.  I suppose it could happen anytime between now and the 22nd of April, but babies aren't known for coming on mom's time.  They have their own built in timers.  This turkey isn't done yet, and the indicator won't pop out for me.  It's just very flat (I am referring to my belly button, in case you didn't know).  We need two more weeks, of baking time.  Until then I must behave, which is easier said than done. 

I will get to the pictures soon!  Until then, anyone have any input on why pregnant women have weirdo dreams in the last trimester?  Mine are beyond bizarre!