I've got the waddle mastered!

I never had the waddle before!  My back is so out of place, there is nothing I could possibly do to walk normally.  I am painfully slow too!  My husband on crutches is faster than me, he is quite quick now using these. 

Another new one for me: 

My maternity clothes don't fit me correctly since I am carrying little rambo so low.  My belly is popping out of the bottom of all my shirts.  This is not one of my finer moments!  I walk around hiking up my pants and yanking on my shirts every couple minutes.  How attractive is that!  I was also informed that I would balloon these next 4 weeks until the baby comes.  If I do, I really won't have anything to wear, except pajama bottoms.  Oh, I feel like I am going to POP any minute. 

Can't wait to watch myself inflate more these next few weeks!  Wonder if he will stay put for 29 more days?  Time will tell!   =)